Best Jokes

A couple making plans for their vacation.
Wife: I am afraid the mountain air would disagree with me.
Husband: My Love, it wouldn’t dare!

“I hear your husband is a linguist.”
“Yes, he speaks three languages … golf, football, and baseball.

Heather: I noticed by this article that men become bald much more than women because of the intense activity of their brains.
John: Yes, and I notice that women do not grow beards because of the intense activity of their chins!

Did you hear about the rock n’ roll singer who wore a hearing aid for four years?

Then he found out he only needed a haircut.