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The Dean is hospitalized after a heart attack.

As he is lying in his hospital bed reflecting on his near brush with death, an attendant arrives with a lovely bouquet of flowers.

The Dean asks the attendant to hand him the card and finds that it reads, "By a vote of 26 to 3 with 2 abstentions, the faculty wish you a speedy recovery."

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posted by "maryjones" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

I used to find buying books from Amazon slow and inconvenient...

Until one day the receptionist suggested I use their website.

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posted by "sravanthi" |
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In which bank doers Dracula like to save money?

In a blood bank!

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posted by "Kyoto" |
$5.00 won 6 votes

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!".

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Pucks mom" |