Best Jokes

One day a child at my four-year-old's preschool class told her classmates that she needed a 'damp towel.'

Some of the other kids thought she said a naughty word and told on her.

The teacher stepped in to explain, "If your mommy asked you to bring her a damp towel, what does she want?"

A little girl blurted out, "She means she wants that towel right now!"

I asked my wife if I am the only one she has ever been with.

She said, "Yes, all the others were nines and tens."

"How the diet going?"

"Not good, I had eggs for breakfast."

"Scrambled?"

"No, chocolate."