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Favorite this joke A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin.
"Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, resourceful and a great lover."
"Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too."
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HENNE : voted
barber7796 : Like this one. keep going. hope this helps.you finish in the money. check out mine. voted
Benjones : really good joke. got my vote
Gegg Smith : Great Joke.voted
Dan the Man 009 : Voted