Best Jokes

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are...

But I laugh more!

Why does Snoop Dogg have carpet in his bathroom?

Fo' DRIZZLE!!!

A Wife checks husbands mobile and find all girls numbers saved in the following order:

New Bird
Neighbor Bird
Old Bird
Upstairs Bird
Insurance Bird
College Bird
Super market Bird

Finally she checks her name and it was saved as...

Angry Bird

A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant, at first he’d asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down because he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn’t throw out the pest.

“Oh, that man I don’t care.” said the waiter with a smile. “We don’t even have an air conditioner.”