Best Jokes

I asked my wife if I am the only one she has ever been with.

She said, "Yes, all the others were nines and tens."

"How the diet going?"

"Not good, I had eggs for breakfast."

"Scrambled?"

"No, chocolate."

Ban Pre-Shredded cheese!

Make America GRATE again!

What’s the difference between love and marriage?

Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.