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Favorite this joke Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.
What did the time traveler do when he finished his meal and was still hungry?
He went back "four" seconds.
A woman walked past a pet store and looked in and saw a parrot. The parrot said, “Hey lady, you sure are ugly.”
The lady was so upset that she ran inside and told the owner, “If your parrot says that about me again I will tell everyone I know that you are training your parrots to say mean things.”
The owner replied, “I promise you ma'am, my bird will never say those words to you again.”
The next day the lady came into the pet store and the parrot looked at the lady and said, “Hey lady, you know!”
If I had $1 every time someone over 40 told me my generation was the problem...
Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined!
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