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New Seeds
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I bought some new seeds for my chickens, but they can't eat it...

It's impeccable.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Congress
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If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is the opposite of progress.

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posted by "JJ4619" |
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Go Nuts
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What did the nut say when it sneezed?

Cash-ewwww!

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posted by "kathyhill" |
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First Aid Cat
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Why did the cat want to join the Red Cross?

He wanted to be a first aid kit!

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posted by "John Pinto" |