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Wife: "I am going out for two hours. Do you want anything?"

Husband: "No, that's enough."

6 votes

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posted by "Clown" |
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3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"

6 votes

posted by "virgogal" |
$25.00 won 6 votes

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says - "What the hell was that all about?"

6 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Leogal" |
$7.00 won 6 votes

"Waiter, it's been half hour since I ordered that turtle soup."

"Yes, sir, but you know how slow turtles are."

6 votes

posted by "Patsy Christian" |