Best Jokes

Erica is walking out of a movie theater at the same time as a man with a parrot on his shoulder. Erica turns to the man and says, "Your parrot actually seemed to understand the movie. It looked around during the boring parts, it paid close attention to the dramatic parts, it even squawked during the funny parts. I don't understand how that can be?"

The man turns to Erica and says, "I don't understand it either, he didn't like the book at all."

Q. Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?
A. If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Q: How do young wizards and witches correct their homework?
A: They use a spell-checker.

A man selling carpet called a home and a little boy with a whisper answered the phone the man introduced himself to the child and asked if he could speak to his father the little boy said, "no" the man asked why not? The little boy exclaimed, " He’s busy" so the man asked to speak with his mother, the little boy said, "no" the man asked why not? The little boy said, “She's busy” so the man asked if there were any other grown ups in the house. The little boy said, “ yes a policeman and a fireman” the man asked to speak to the policeman the little boy said, “no” He’s busy so the man asked to speak to the fireman and the little boy said, “no” He’s busy so the man puzzled said, there are four grownups in your house and they are all busy, do you mind if I ask what are they doing? The little boy still in a whisper says " yah they are looking for me"