Best Jokes

Having shot a moose, two Antartians began dragging it by the tail to their pick-up. On the way, they were stopped by the game warden. "Let me see your hunting licenses, boys," he said.

When he saw that everything was in order he asked if he could give them some advice. "Sure!" the hunters agreed.

"Well boys, I think that you would find it a lot easier to drag that moose by the horns and not the tail."

"Aye, O.K. and thanks," said the lads.

After about five minutes one said to the other, "Boy, dragging by the horns is sure a lot easier, eh?"

"Aye, you're right," said his friend, "but have you noticed that we are getting further away from the truck?"

Q: What is the difference between in-laws and out-laws?
A: Out-laws are wanted.

Young Son: "Is it true, Dad? I heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn’t know
his wife until he marries her”
Dad: That happens in every country, son

Teacher: What’s the outside layer of a tree called, Tommy?

Tommy: Don’t Know.

Teacher: Bark, Tommy.

Tommy: Woof, Woof.