Best Jokes

There are only two rings in marriage, “the wedding ring" and "the suffering

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex plain later!

One day a woman watching the news saw this lady talking about a car driving on the wrong side of the road during rush hour. The woman realized her husband was driving on that same road! She ran to her phone to call him and tell him what she had seen on the news. When she got a hold of him he replied, “yes there are a lot of them on the wrong the wrong side..."