Best Jokes

A man and his wife are sitting at the kitchen table, which is next to the window. The man's name is Rudolph, and since he is Russian, people call him "Rudolph the Red." Rudolph looked out the window and said to his wife, "Oh look honey, it's raining outside." She looks out as well and says, "No, I think that is snow." He looks at her and says, "Rudolph the red knows rain dear."

A man sitting at a bar claiming to be the world's strongest man, squeezed every drop of juice from a lemon. Then said, "Whoever can squeeze another drop from this lemon will be the world's strongest and will have earned $100." Just about every man at the bar tried without luck, then a skinny, wimpy looking guy walks up and squeezes three more drops from the lemon. The strong man asked, "How did you do that?" the little man replied, "I am an IRS agent" as he walked out.

A child with an apple approached her mother after a meal and asked, "Mummy, mummy please make the apple naked for me."

After being stung by a bee a child told her mother, "The bee kissed me so hard”

"All those curves and me with no brakes."