Best Jokes

A cop pulls a young guy over:
"Hello officer" said the smart aleck kid.
"Young man did you see that stop sign?" asked the cop.
Yup, but I didn't see you!

Q: How do men exercise at the beach?
A: Every time they see a bikini they suck their belly in

Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?
A. The cold shoulder.

Antartian “J” goes for a job interview as a math teacher. At the place of interview he finds hundreds of other antartians applying for the same job.

He goes in and he is asked, "What is 2+2?”

Antartian “J” thinks and finally answers, "5."

The authorities tell him he has got the job as his answer was the most accurate.