Best Jokes

Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? "Genius has its limits."

A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday how does he do it?

The horses name is Friday

Why is Cinderella a bad soccer player?

She always runs away from the ball!

Man: Excuse me Miss are you from Hollywood?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because you are the only "Star" I see!