Best Jokes

Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire?
A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.

What's a nice girl like you doing in a mind like mine?

Do you have a picture of yourself? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc., everytime I drink coffee, I get terrible pains in my eye."
The doctor says, "Try taking the spoon out first."