Best Jokes

"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.

"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."

"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"

"He was the original owner!"

The other day my wife started a conversation with a weird question...

"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!?!"

I have finally found something I must be in love with...

GRAVITY!

I fall for it all the time.

I set aside a dollar every time a woman found me unattractive...

Now they are starting to find me attractive...