Best Jokes

A man found a magic lamp with a genie who offered him three wishes.

"For my first wish," he said, "I'd like to be rich."

"Okay, Rich," the genie replied, "what's your second wish?"

I bought some new seeds for my chickens, but they can't eat it...

It's impeccable.

If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is the opposite of progress.