Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir. Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
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chihuahuabulldog : Oh man! I'm (4 years) too late for my vote to count, but I voted anyway.
Danny Jackson : Good one voted
Gegg Smith : Great Joke.voted
S.Sovetts : Voted!
Dan the Man 009 : Voted
Chloe2015 : Voted