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The teacher in Little Johnnys class approached him and directed he go to the principal's office. When he got there, the principle said to him, "Little Johnny, I've had complaints about you from all your teachers. What have you been doing?"

Little Johnny replied, "Nothing, Sir!"

The principal replied, "EXACTLY!"

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posted by "maryjones" |
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As the pastor gave his pretty lengthy sermon, he noticed one of his parishioners dozing off.

After church and as they were leaving, the pastor jokingly asked the dozer if he got a good rest during his sermon.

The parishioner quickly responded, “Not really, someone kept talking all the way through it.”

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posted by "Glen Rae" |
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What is the name of the first electricity detective?

Sherlock Ohms!

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "maryjones" |
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What is the healthiest insect?

A vitamin bee!

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Clown" |