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My uncle, known for his heavy foot, was stopped by high patrol for driving 88 miles per hour in a 60 miles per hour zone.

Uncle: "Officer, was I driving too fast."

Officer: "No, I'm not giving you a speeding ticket. I'm ticketing you for flying too low without a pilot's license."

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "Egbert" |
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The mathematics professor noticed that one of his pupils was going from day-dreaming to sleep and back. He was oblivious and not following the instructions on the chalk board.

To recall his attention the professor said sharply: "Brown, Brown, board!"

Brown, startled looked up and replied, "Yes sir, very much."

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CATEGORY College Jokes
posted by "Egbert" |
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A man brought some prescription tablets and started cutting off the edges.

Do you know why?

He wanted to avoid the side effects.

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posted by "Clown" |
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My sister and I are close, and that allows us to be honest with each other. One evening as I prepared for a date, I remarked, "I'm fat."

"No, you're not," she scolded.

"My hair is awful," I said.

"It's lovely," she encouraged.

"I've never looked worse," I whined.

And she said, "Trust me sis, yes you have."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |