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Carol: What’s your pet pig’s name?

Alice: Ballpoint.

Carol: Is that his real name?

Alice: No, that’s his pen name.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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My second-grade student came running up to me, whining. “Look what Robert stuck on my back!"

It was a sticky note with the words “Kick me, I’m stupid” written on it.

I took Robert aside and lectured him on how to treat people with kindness and the importance of being polite and encouraging.

A few minute later, I heard, “Look what Robert stuck on my back!”

It was that first little boy, holding another sticky note.

This one said, “Kick me, I’m smart.”

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CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my own picture in it...

Guess I really am... Independent!

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
6 votes

Michelle, is the commander of a Coast Guard cutter. When she gave her dad, Bob, a tour of her ship, he was impressed with the neatness of all decks. However, when Michelle brought Bob to her house, he couldn't believe the disorganization.

"Why is everything in its place on your ship," he asked, "but your house is such a mess?"

Michelle replied, "My house doesn't take 30-degree rolls."

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CATEGORY Military Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |