Best Jokes

Why are hairdressers so well paid?
Because they have lots of fringe benefits.

Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?
Because his career was in ruins.

"Waiter! Waiter! This coffee tastes like soil."

"Yes, sir, it was ground this morning."

"Waiter! Waiter! Do you have frog’s legs?"

"No, sir it’s just the way I’m standing."