A woman in my office recently divorced after years of marriage, had signed up for a refresher CPR course.
"Is it hard to learn?" someone asked.
"Not at all," my co-worker replied. "Basically you're asked to breathe life into a dummy. I don't expect to have any problem. I did that for 12 years."
MORE WAYS TO LAUGH
Danny Jackson : voted.
Benjones : thanks for the vote
barber7796 : great joke. should finish in the money. you check out my jokes? voted
Dan the Man 009 : Voted