John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling.
The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits down. He gets up and hugs Mary a second, and third time, and then turns to John and says, "See that, John. Mary needs that EVERY DAY! "
John replies, "Well, that's fine, Pastor. But I can't bring her over here except on Tuesdays and Thursdays. "
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