Best Jokes

Q: What kind of birds stick together?
A: Vel Crows.

A candidate at a job interview was asked a tough question to which he mumbled an inaudible answer. The interviewer said "Come again?" The candidate got up, collected his file, went out of the room and came back again.

Regarding Face book Co-founder Edward Saverin's renouncing his US citizenship to avoid paying taxes. One thing for which you have to give Obama credit for when he took office, one of the biggest problems was illegal immigrants streaming over our border. 3 1/2 years later he's sure cured that problem. Now many are trying to get out. (To avoid paying taxes)

A little boy was about to eat a plate full of his delicious meal.

When his mom noticed his urge to eat the food, she quickly asked him,
"Have you said your prayer before eating that meal?"

The boy replied, "No, I won't because I don't want to give away 10% of my dinner."