Best Jokes

A man walks into a piano store and says, "I would like to buy a hairy piano." Perplexed, the sales clerk asked, "Why do you want a hairy piano?!" Nonchalantly, the customer responded, "Well, the last piano store only had Baldwins."

Q. What game encourages drinking and driving?
A. Golf

Don't worry if the end of the world is tomorrow! It is already tomorrow in Australia.

How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
NONE, they never get the house!