Best Jokes

A crook rented an apartment over a police station.
He feels he is "above the law, now!”

Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A. When it’s time to revert to childhood, he’s already there.

Why should you do what a police dog with pups wants you to do?
Because you should obey the "litter of the law".

Q. What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
A. You picket!