Best Jokes

Q. What do you call a bug with manners?
A. A lady bug

Q: If a one L-ama is a Tibet monk (Lama)
And a two L-ama is a South American pack animal? Llama?
What is a three L-ama?
A: A really big fire.

Q: Did you hear about the person who forgot to pay their exorcist?
A: They were repossessed.

"Well, I finaly retired my old car", said the old man. His pal ask, "Did you junk it or trade it in?" "Naw nothing like that, I put four new Michelins on it."