Best Jokes

After watching the girls do line dancing, Michael thought, hey I can do this. So he got in line and asked one of the girls, what’s the name of this dance?
"She said I don't know; this is the line for the bathroom"

A man and his dog walk into a bar and sit on bar stools. The man says I want a Bud. The dog says I want a very dry Martini with three olives.

A guy at a nearby table says to his friend, "My God, did you hear that?"

The friend says, "So what, lots of people like three olives in their Martinis."

A woman is paying for some purchases at Macy’s. As she reaches for her card, a TV remote control falls out of her purse. The sales clerk asks, “Do you always carry your TV remote?” “No.” the woman says, “But my husband refused to come shopping with me today. I figured this was a great way to pay him back.”

A woman is a complicated creature. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.