Best Jokes

Q. Where can men over 50 find younger sexy women who are interest in them?
A. Try a bookstore under fiction!

Q. How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A. Tell him you're pregnant!

It was very crowded and noise in this Restaurant and this blond girl asks the waiter where the restroom was. And he says: - I can’t hear you! So she gets close to his ear and asks again: - Can you please tell me where the ladies room is? And he replies: - On the other side! So she turns around and gets close to his other ear, and asks:-Can you please tell me where the ladies room is, please!
And he answers: - On the other side!

The only person in our town who can afford to go on a jaguar is a zoo-keeper.

A man was on a beach when he discovered an old lamp in the sand. He rubbed it and a genie popped out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes. The only condition is that you cannot wish for more wishes." "Alright," said the man, "I wish for more genies."