Best Jokes

I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!

Did you hear about the golfer trying to buy a new golf club? He looked at club after club after club. His friend asked him "Why are you taking so long?" He replied "I am looking for a hole in one!"

Did you hear about the elephant who was always left out of things and thus felt irrelephant?

What do you call a group of musical pigs?
An oinkestra!