How many bugs do you need to rent out an apartment?
Ten-ants.
Why does the milk stool only have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
What do we learn from animals like Buffaloes, Elephants and Cows?
That not everyone can lose weight by eating greens and salads and walking as well.
Joe says to Bill, "Want to see a picture of my Aunt?"
Bill said, "Sure."
So Joe takes out a picture.
Bill says, "What are you talking about? That's not your aunt! That's a picture of a fish!"
Joe says, "Well sure it is... It's my aunt Chovy!"