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An infectious disease walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “We don’t serve infectious diseases here.”

The infectious disease says, “Well, you’re not a very good host.”

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CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "Egbert" |
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Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Everybody knows 40 is the new 30, right?

But the police officer giving me a speeding ticket couldn’t be persuaded.

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CATEGORY Police Jokes
posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Did you know Bruce Lee has a faster older brother?

Sudden Lee.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Danny Jackson" |