Best Jokes

Vikas was singing in the bath and I could not understand the words so I asked him, "What are you singing?"

He replied, "Dad isn't very good at this song so I am singing it in fast forward "

The conversation starts between girl and boy:

Boy: Do you have pen?

Girl: No,I don't have.

Boy: Do you have a pen?

Girl: She became angry and replied and no no I don't have a pen.

Again after sometime the boy asked; do you have a pen?

Girl: No! NO... again if you ask once I will hit you by a hammer?

Boy: Do you have a hammer?

Where do dinosaurs go to play?

The Jurassic park!

Why did the ostrich cross the desert?

To stick his head in the sand!