Best Jokes

A sign that you are young... you drop a lot of things.

A sign that you are old... you drop a lot of things.

Despite popular health opinions, donuts are good for you. They're a positive snack!

Have you ever heard of a "don'tnut"?

Adam: "What are we having for dinner?"
Eve: "Spare Ribs."
Adam: "What is that, some kind of joke?"

What is the difference between a politician and an actor?

An actor gets better scripts with more credible story-lines.