Best Jokes

Hey Doc this job interview has my nerves all out of shape, what should I do?

Doc -- well do as I do and have a lot of patients.

Have you ever watched Night of the Living Dead? I see a rerun of it every morning in the mirror!

Entering first grade, I was ask by the teacher if I had learned my ABCs and could I count to 100? I answered yes I had, now can I be a Pharmacist?

Why was the chicken scared to cross the road?

Because there was a KFC on the other side....