Best Jokes

Where do dinosaurs go to play?

The Jurassic park!

Why did the ostrich cross the desert?

To stick his head in the sand!

"What's the worst part about eating your vegetables?"

Putting them back in their wheelchairs when you're all done.

I went to my local cafe today for lunch and apologized to the waitress for bringing my pet goat.

She said it's OK today but it won't be allowed in future.

She asked me what I would like for lunch, I said "steak with fries and the Kid Special."