Best Jokes

Did you hear about the argument, drama & fight that happened at the golf course?

People can be so caddy.

The quiet employee asked his boss for Thursday off so he and his wife could celebrate their twenty-fifth wedding anniversary.

His boss said, "It's okay this time, but I don't intend to put up with this every twenty-five years."

The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt.

Little Johnny interrupted, "My dad looked back once, while he was driving," he announced triumphantly, "and he turned into a telephone pole!"

The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy. "Isn't it rather complicated for a small boy?" she asked the salesclerk.

"It's designed to adjust the child to live in today's world, ma'am," the shop assistant replied. "So basically, any way he tries to put it together is wrong."