Best Jokes

Adam: "What are we having for dinner?"
Eve: "Spare Ribs."
Adam: "What is that, some kind of joke?"

What is the difference between a politician and an actor?

An actor gets better scripts with more credible story-lines.

The only contest I ever won in my family was eating the most paint chips!

Dentists. Doesn't your mouth just hurt when you hear that word? Not only painful - but expensive.

"That'll be 5,000 dollars."

"What? Why?"

"The price of gold went up."