Best Jokes

The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy. "Isn't it rather complicated for a small boy?" she asked the salesclerk.

"It's designed to adjust the child to live in today's world, ma'am," the shop assistant replied. "So basically, any way he tries to put it together is wrong."

What did the black bug say as it slid down the zebras back?

No you see me, now you don’t, now you see me, now you don’t...........

JAMES: Hi, cousin, I heard that you now work at the bakery?

KEMI: Yes, yes!

JAMES: Ah! And you haven't brought any bread yet?

KEMI: Your sister works at the airport and you work at the mortuary, do either of you bring home your work?

I saw a Broadway show about puns... It was the ultimate play on words.