Best Jokes

A group of tourists in Africa were enjoying a guided tour into bush country to observe the wild life. The guide announced, “Don’t be surprised if you see an elephant wearing sunglasses.”

One of the tourists asked why an elephant would be wearing sunglasses. The guide answered, "Well, they do this to so they can go unnoticed at the beach."

The tourist then said, "That’s preposterous! My hotel is on the beach and I’ve never seen an elephant."

The guide replied, "I guess it works."

The brain is the most amazing organ in the body. It works 24/7/365 from the day you’re born right up to the point you discover girls.

My Mother-in-Law went to the beauty parlor the other day and she was there for five hours...

And that was just for the estimate!

I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.