Best Jokes

She claims we met at the vegetarian club, but I’d never seen herbivore.

Why were the Indians here first?

They had reservations.

A window, a toilet bowl and a colander (strainer) were arrested for some serious crimes and were brought to police headquarters for interrogation. After the detective was through with his questioning, he was met outside by the news media.

"We hear that they all had alibi's," asked one of the reporters. "Why didn't you believe the window's story?"

"I saw right through it!"

"What about the toilet bowl?"

"His alibi stunk!"

"And the story the colander gave you?"

"It was full of holes!"

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on them.

How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way.