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Favorite this joke After I retired there was the problem of filling up the time that I was not used to having. My nephew said, "Bungee jumping is fun!"
I decided to try it and now I'm two inches taller... I can't walk, but I'm two inches taller.
A group of tourists in Africa were enjoying a guided tour into bush country to observe the wild life. The guide announced, “Don’t be surprised if you see an elephant wearing sunglasses.”
One of the tourists asked why an elephant would be wearing sunglasses. The guide answered, "Well, they do this to so they can go unnoticed at the beach."
The tourist then said, "That’s preposterous! My hotel is on the beach and I’ve never seen an elephant."
The guide replied, "I guess it works."
The brain is the most amazing organ in the body. It works 24/7/365 from the day you’re born right up to the point you discover girls.
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