How does a pastor keep the wheels of the church turning?
By preaching about hell, fire and bridgestone!
Why did Gus drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?
He wanted to test his new air brakes.
A sign that you are young... you drop a lot of things.
A sign that you are old... you drop a lot of things.
Despite popular health opinions, donuts are good for you. They're a positive snack!
Have you ever heard of a "don'tnut"?