Best Jokes

Q: How is Southwest Airlines capitalizing on Tiger Woods infidelty woes?

A: By introducing a special Tiger Woods rate where mistresses fly free!

Mother: Did you behave well in church today, Marjie?

Marjie: I certainly did. A nice man offered me a plate full of money, and I said, "No thank you."

What kind of ride has the name Jaws?

Jaws the ride.

Once a foolish teen wanted to play Cricket with the local boys. They allowed him, and when it was his turn to bat the Wicket Keeper said, "You're holding the bat the wrong way".

The teen said that he knew. With the first ball he was out and the umpire raised his finger. The teen waved his own finger.

The umpire said "You're out!".

The teen replied "No I am not!".

The umpire said "Look one wicket has fallen down".

The teen said, "So what there are two more to go".