Best Jokes

Once a foolish teen wanted to play Cricket with the local boys. They allowed him, and when it was his turn to bat the Wicket Keeper said, "You're holding the bat the wrong way".

The teen said that he knew. With the first ball he was out and the umpire raised his finger. The teen waved his own finger.

The umpire said "You're out!".

The teen replied "No I am not!".

The umpire said "Look one wicket has fallen down".

The teen said, "So what there are two more to go".

The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

“Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!”

Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?

Answer: The brunette – the blonde would have to stop for directions!

Wife: Why don't you go out in the balcony, when I start singing.

Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you.