Best Jokes

One of my friends hates exercise. To her, getting up in the morning is a moving violation.

The only exercise she get is pushing her luck, stretching the truth, and jumping to conclusions.

Although, she has been known to carry a grudge.

What has a hundred legs and lives on yogurt?

An aerobics class.

Did you hear about the vampire bike that went around biting people's arms off?

It was a vicious cycle...

It just dawned on me why Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet ... nobody was ever married!

Here are the single people that come to mind: Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T Bass, the Darlin family, Helen, Thelma Lou and Clara.

In fact, the only one married was Otis, and he stayed drunk!