Best Jokes

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?

I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, "Oh my, I could be eating a slow learner..."

Take my advice — I'm not using it.

How do you fix a broken tomato?

With tomato paste!

Did you hear about the ninety-two-year old man who married a woman of eighty-four?

They spent their entire honeymoon getting out of the car.