Best Jokes

A boxer's trainer told him to stay down until 8...

He looked up from the canvas and asked, "What time is it now?"

Man one: Look at the lion tracks.

Man two: You can't fool me, lions don't run on tracks... trains run on tracks.

Guy goes and sees a psychiatrist.

Guy: I tend to over-exaggerate things.

Psychiatrist: How many times does this happen?

Guy: Over a bazillion times.

Some people who don't like seafood complain that it tastes too fishy...

How can you be so arrogant as to eat something and then complain that it tastes like itself???