Best Jokes

What does a yellow rock become if you throw it in the Red Sea?

Wet!

Almost every person is talking about getting an iPhone 7. I am the very first person to get an iPhone 8.

It's true, I have an iPhone 8!

Only problem is I used up all my data just downloading all the apps I needed.

How come there on no F's in phonetics?

My husband is the laziest man I know.

He is so lazy, he doesn't even bother to make coffee.

He just puts coffee in his mustache and drinks hot water.