Best Jokes

A mushroom walks into a bar. He sees a pretty lady sitting all by herself so he walks up to her and takes a seat. He offers to buy her a drink. "No way," she replies, "you are a mushroom."

"Come on now," he says, "I’m FUNGI (fun-guy)"

Two Cows are talking through a fence. One cow says to the other, "You know, I'm really worried about this Mad Cow Disease." The other cow says to him, "I wouldn't be too worried about it. It can't affect us chickens."

Words of Wisdom
A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

Why did the woman give her fiance wool socks?

She didn't want him to get cold feet.