Best Jokes

"If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country."

Waiter: And how did you find your steak, sir?
Customer: Well, I just pushed aside a bean and there it was!

A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late.

“Where were you? I was worried sick.”

“It was such nice day, I decided to walk.”

Teacher: Today is the first day of the school, any questions?
John: Yes, when will the Holidays start?