Best Jokes

Every week Murray goes to the synagogue and prays, "God, please let me win the lottery. Just once, please let me win the lottery."

This goes on week after week, month after month, "God, please let me win the lottery."

One day this majestic voice booms down from above, "Murray, meet me halfway, buy a ticket!"

A bent-over old lady hobbled into a doctor's office. Within minutes, she came out again but miraculously, she was standing up as straight as could be.

A man in the waiting room, who had been watching her, said in amazement, "My goodness, what did the doctor do to you?"

The old lady replied, "He gave me a longer cane."

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost!

They say spending too much on the internet is bad for you...

I wonder if there's a website to find out more information about it?